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Top 10 Bridesmaids Quotes

thegits:

10. IT’S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA
9. Go fuck yourself, Helen.
8. I want balls in my face.
7. No… No, it is not me.
6. ((LESBIANS!))
5. Here I am boys. Come put your American sausage in my English muffin.
4. DESSERT WINE IS SERVED. 
3. I snapped a blanket in HALF.
2. Yeah, well you’re a little cunt!
1. CAROL. Get your shit together, Carol!

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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oreomalik:

I would like to thank not only Liam Payne but god because

jesus fucking christ Liam

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