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Top 10 Bridesmaids Quotes
10. IT’S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA
9. Go fuck yourself, Helen.
8. I want balls in my face.
7. No… No, it is not me.
6. ((LESBIANS!))
5. Here I am boys. Come put your American sausage in my English muffin.
4. DESSERT WINE IS SERVED.
3. I snapped a blanket in HALF.
2. Yeah, well you’re a little cunt!
1. CAROL. Get your shit together, Carol!
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I would gasp too Karen
I’ve been trying to find it for 21 years
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R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
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Ben Cohen in his underwear.
Get Naked Athletes Here
Just gonna leave this here…
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I would like to thank not only Liam Payne but god because
jesus fucking christ Liam
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